skinnydipping trespasser found covered in feces

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you read it right.

21-year-old robert stark higgins was caught trespassing and covered in feces as he drunkenly dove into a neighbor’s pool on saturday.
higgins has been arrested and is facing charges for disorderly conduct. he told authorities he had been drinking.

not going to lie, if i was covered in poo i’d be looking for the nearest pool to hop into also.